Phoebe Buffay

Phoebe is way out in left field somewhere much of the time. Often the source of strange looks and shrugs from the others, Phoebe left home early in life after her mother committed suicide and moved to the city where her albino male roommate committed suicide. She got her act together when she discovered aroma-therapy. She is was masseuse and also sings at Central Perk mostly about death and other weird things. She has a friend who was reincarnated as a pencil . She lives with Rachel.


Birthdate: February 16 1968
Occupation: None
Hobbies: Song writing.
Residence: She lives with Rachel in New York.
Best Moment: When she gave birth to her brother's triplets.
Worst Moment: When she turned 30 and went to talk to her twin Ursula and found she was really 31.
Most Embarrassing Moment: When she was really sad for her voice dub in on her Smelly Cat video because they didn't have a video.

Phoebe's Songs:
The Animal Song
Oh, the cow in the meadow goes moo,
Oh, the cow in the meadow goes moo.
Then the farmer hits him on the head and grinds him up,
And that's how we get hamburgers!
Nooowww, chickens!

Little Fetus
Are you in there little fetus?
In nine months will you come great us?
I will buy you some Adidas.
Little Fetus!

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