The Funniest Daria Quotes of All Time

Not in any Particular Order, Of Course





"Do you think I complain too much?" "What are you whining about now?" - Daria and Tom

"The breadsticks were stale...really stale...bad breadsticks...ew." - Jane regarding her date with Tom

"That's not...it couldn't be...ewwwwww!" - Jake

"If I stand really still I can hear it laughing at me!" - Jake regarding his parasite

"But Jake, you don't know a thing about the Internet." "Oh, but I'm an expert on cardboard!?" "Mom, Dad's bragging, again." - Helen, Jake, and Daria discuss Jake's job situation

"Sandy! Ew!" - Tiffany

"This toaster's really shiny..." - Tiffany

"That is sooo wrong" - Tiffany

"Eeeeaaaaahhhhhh!" - Brittany's oh-so-recognizable squeal

The Alter-Egos of Lawndale

Daria

Jake & Helen

Tom

Tiffany

Jane

Brittany



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