Gender Jokes(No Offense to anyone!)
Q: What's the difference between a man and a pig?
A: You mean there IS a difference?
Men are like toilets -- either they're taken, or full of crap
Three couples went to a resturant. The guys wanted to
compliment the women with something that was on the
table.
"Could you pass me the sugar, sugar?" said the first guy.
"Could you pass me the honey, honey?" said the second.
"Could you pass me the bacon, pig?" said the third.
Once there was a man with a girlfriend named Lerain.
He was cheating on her with a girl named Clearly.
Then Loraine died.
At the funeral the man stood up and sang, ''I can see
Clearly now Loraine is gone....''
Have you heard about the new Barbie doll?
It's called Divorce Barbie. It comes with all Ken's stuff.
"When you getting married to your girlfriend?"
"I would have already, if it weren't for her family."
"Her family?"
"Her husband and three kids."